dear boy -

although i do not know who you are, and we have never met,
i would like to inquire about the date upon which we would perhaps possibly meet. I don't know where all that hair grew from, it must be the stuy kids. anyway, i followed you to your high school one day, which i now know is stuyvesent high school on chambers street. i also observed that the fore mentioned location is noticably close to my house. and yet ive never seen you. not once.

raeeoohh.